That Moment When… (Rated R)

There are a few moments in my life that bring me unadulterated, indescribable pleasure:

  • First sip of coffee in the morning
  • When I remove the torture device known as a bra
  • Spying a pair of shoes which turn out to be available in my size and 20% off
  • First taste of Cake Batter Ice Cream from Cold Stone Creamery

  • That first moment of penetration.


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